Try our easy-to-swallow premenstrual pills!
Embellished in a hot pink bottle, these little suckers
will save your already-unbearable wife from utter hysteria!
Huddled in the corner, I pressed my forehead
to the wall, coaxing my burning temple to cool
against the cement block wall.
“PMS” pills are here to liberate you from female
irritability. Because who wants a moody, melodramatic woman?
Who wants a BLOATED, moody, melodramatic woman,
at that?
My mother gave me the pills to take
when I was thirteen.
Our PMS pills help curb those catty cravings
to ensure your wife is up to your standards throughout her menstrual cycle.
“I was just like you,”
She said, a grimace gracing her mouth.
“Full of fight.”
No longer will you have to nudge your fellow man
and whisper “It’s her time of the month!” because our premenstrual
pills positively eliminate these feminine outbursts.
She laughs. I don’t know who
told her she was a madwoman.
Because don’t we deserve more, ladies?
