After Rosemary Picked Up the Baby

She chose to bottle feed because of his full set of adult teeth. 
It’s breast milk. I pump, she assured anyone in earshot.

She used the “cry it out” method to get him to sleep.
Research shows it’s better for mom and baby, she insisted, red-eyed.

She didn’t use a sleep sack or swaddle. 
He loves to thrash! she laughed.

His first word was daddy.
She didn’t have anything to say about that.

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