Don’t Repeat This

The first time I went to a slumber party
was the first time I tried to tell a joke.
I’d heard it at school. I didn’t get it,
but I laughed. I didn’t want to seem
stupid. This joke was on my mind:
“How can you tell if you’re in Mexico?”
The twins ran to tell their mom.
I apologized and confessed that I had
no idea what it meant. She explained
and kindly suggested that I not
repeat what I didn’t understand.

The first time I went to a slumber party
was the first time a group of girls
rejected me, but not because I told
a bad joke. The girls wanted to make
a dance routine. I played video games
with the twins’ older brother instead.
Later the girls said I couldn’t join them
because I didn’t know their dance,
so I returned to the older brother
and the video games and eventually
curled to sleep away from the crowd.

The first time I went to a slumber party,
I called home for a ride early the next
morning. My aunt picked me up. My
family had been in an accident, our
minivan slammed on the passenger
side, right at the seat where my body
would’ve been if I were not at the party
instead. One sister had knee surgery
and had to be carried upstairs each
Sunday at church; the other sister
sobbed each time her back went out.
My mom said God must have been
looking out for me. I didn’t repeat this.

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